corporateaccount:

sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails

hunter-rodrigez:

dianas-shortgalpal:

lady-redhaired:

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

witchbeef:

me, watching a mobile game ad: you fool. you shit idiot. i would never let the goldfish fall into molten lava.

celticpyro:

shadio:

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

bisexualrowena:

the argument that destiel is necrophilia never stops being funny to me

loveletter2you:

when my gay guy friend didnt know what discord was and he was like “is that like lesbian grindr”. always on my mind

monkeywiki:

sunastreo:

no fuckin way i

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manywinged:

youre not the girlboss of me

eternalgirlscout:

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.